The Evil Dead is not as good a movie as I remembered.
Quick Draw McGraw? Does that mean you prematurely ejaculate? – **MCFluffyPants**
Brandon: No, it means I’m hung like a horse.
I just watched the movie “Outsourced” and it was pretty good, which makes the crappy TV series they based on it even more shitty. – **A Sad Pathetic Little Man**
satchmo: The latent racism in that show makes me uncomfortable. Wait, no it doesn’t!
Brandon: Because you’re racist, get it?!
you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re i’m a fucking retard – **cdub**
When you see my face, I hope it gives you hell! – **Sashima**
Brandon: I am please to say that not only did I not get that reference, but when I looked up what the hell you were talking about, the song was instantly forgettable. It’s certainly no California Gurls.
satchmo: Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!
One order of steaming hot Detlef Schrempf, please. – **Hoosierdaddy**
Brandon: The song or the player?
“She’s more like the Baba Looey to my Quick Draw McGraw.” There’s an El Kabong joke in there, I just know it. – **WindFish**
Brandon: I disagree. El kabonging is serious busines.
Do you like your job? – **Dazz07**
Brandon: It takes a lot of school and training to be an astronaut, but in the long run, as I’ve walked on the suface of the moon and gazed upon this peaceful planet, I think the hard work has paid off, so yes.
I’m bad at Life! Should I take the fast track instead of going to college? Everyone goes to college, but then they still get a shitty job. And the spinner is kind of stuck. – **Milton Bradley**
Brandon: So long as you don’t put any little blue or pink pegs in your back seat, you’ll be A-OK!
Dude, don’t hate. – **Nickelback**
Brandon: Bro, no.
yeah this is a pretty sick tattoo – **Gibo**
Brandon: I don’t think you understand how these work.
What books are you currently reading? – **The Literati**
Brandon: American Gods, by Neil Gaiman. Shadow just went to Las Vegas!
Have you had any children with hookers? – **Mark**
Brandon: No, but I’ve killed hookers with children.
Those last drcs were short and unsatisfying, much like \[insert brandon sex joke\] – **hero**
Brandon: That’s the last time I have sex with you!
I hated The xx whenever I tried to listen to them last year. But then “Do You Mind?” randomly played for me the other day and I can’t stop going back to it. I had a similar experience with “Hello, Dali” a couple weeks ago. I hated the way those strings sounded in the beginning, so I never stuck with the song for that awesomeawesome bass line or that falsetto.
I’m looking forward to another pretentious mix this year. – REVLIK
Brandon: I hope you like Katy Perry!
i have heard that this video game is AWESOME!! i have scribblenauts but now i have super scribblenauts and it is so much better!! by the way, please keep making super scribblenauts videos and uploading them on youtube!!!! – **sam**
Brandon: You GOT it, sam!!!
I resent that, the correct term is not a yobbo, it is a bogan.
Brandon: I would like to thank you for helping all of us properly insult people from around the world.
i was wakling down the street and i thought i seen a gay orgy…nope was just brandon and satchmo – **smotpoker**
Brandon: It’s only gay if the balls touch.