News from down under (your mom)

The Miszkowiec family was just your average Australian family – white, Fosters drinking, boomerang throwing yobbos.

Does that sound stereotypical to you? Do you think I’m just making stuff up? What if I gave you a source? According to an article in The Sunday Times, a newspaper based in Perth, Western Australia, the Miszkowiecs were “driving late at night on a country road near Heathcote, central Victoria, when they hit a kangaroo, crashed and rolled several times into bushland.” See?

Anyway, Christopher Miszkowiec used the light from his Nintendo DS to illuminate the seatbelts so he could save his family, including his six month old brother Dilon, who was about to be eaten by a Dingo. What?