Video game plot summaries

by Chris V on

Kirby’s Epic YarnThe pink ghost from PacMan tells a tall tale to the villagers in order to impress the community, but when Professor Bunkowitz uncovers the lie, Kirby must regain the town’s trust – all while convincing the girl of his dreams to marry him.


Detlef Schrempf, fresh off his appearance on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, lends his talent to this relaunched fan favorite. Join Det and pals Spud Webb and Manute Bol as they struggle to raise a baby left on their doorstep!

Shaun White Skateboarding

Hilarity ensues as Shaun’s skateboard gets stuck in the snow! Also, Shaun grows his first pubic hair. Plus special guest appearance by first lady Michelle Obama!

Sid Meier’s Civilization V

Join protagonist Russ Meyer as he directs 60s flicks like Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and SuperVixens. Will Meyer retain distribution rights for the as yet unreleased home video market?

Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

This fascinating piece explores how slaves not only helped to settle the Wild West, but also how black people were better off as slaves because they had guaranteed work and a place to live. Also find out why taxation is unconstitutional and how women cope with smaller brains.