How does OoT look on 3DS?

Like this, only in 3D:

As you can well see, it looks just as blocky as always, but considerably less blurry.

That should be good enough to make you throw down $250 for a handheld system, right? A system that will apparently kill your children under six years old if the 3D settings are left on?

If all those sharp edges hurt your eyes and you need something less pointy to look at, then open another tab and do a Google Image Search keyword “sideboob.” We’ll wait for you here.