“My fellow nerds, we gather here today to mourn the loss of a .com. Nintendorks.com has been with us since 1998. It has seen many flavors of ass, 7 in fact…had many laughs and generally slacked off on updating. We shall never forget the pivotal roll it played in catching the Hylian Loach or giving condoms to Nintendo executives. Its DRCs forever daily. May it rest in peace.
Asses to Asses. Pee in your Butthole. Amen.”