Happy Birthday, Shigeru Miyamoto! (Laughs)

In honor of our main man turning 60 today, I taught myself how to type in Japanese for that headline. Pretty good huh? To celebrate this glorious occasion I plan on dancing naked with all the windows open playing a few levels of Donkey Kong before I drunkenly pass out on my kitchen floor wearing Super Mario Bros. “Hammer Time” flannel pajama bottoms. How is this different from any other night you ask? Well for one thing, that’s really none of your business.