Welcome to Post 666: Mark of the Dork. Happy Halloween Everyone!

Now go and play some Super Castlevania IV ’cause it just landed on the Wii U’s Virtual Console for 800 points. I could have sworn I’d written a full review of this at some point but I guess not. Turns out my brain made that shit up to make me waste an entire afternoon trying to find it instead of just writing a whole new one. But here’s the gist: Super Castlevania IV is the best Castlevania. Seriously! It has unmatched whip mechanics, excellent boss battles, a gorgeous soundtrack and that priceless early SNES vibe. Not to mention nudity. Just look at that screenshot! And now the whole thing is in HD and you can play it in the shower.

This is worth your money.