DRCs: 07-10-08

by Brandon on

The ASPLM edition.

To be fair, I fully expected you would edit me out of most of those. I didn’t think it was going in without the Brandon magic.

So essentially it’s you’re fault that I ruined the DRCs. – A Sad Pathetic Little Man

Brandon: Thank you for taking responsibility.

Here comes – A New Challenger

Brandon: Hey look what you did there!

Half of the people love my “imaginative” mafia stories, but the other half think that they’re disgusting and put “two girls one cup” to shame. Which half do you belong to? – Dewey

Brandon: I belong to the “read the bold text to see what happened” group.

Listen everybody, don’t be fooled, I’m just as lazy as any other staffer. I just channel my laziness into witty articles and fiesty rapport with buxom women. – Adam

Brandon: Pics please.

When does a message board post become a DRC, and when does a DRC become a message board post? – gator

Brandon: You just blew my mind.

Brandon, this talk of Capcom reminds to ask something: What do you think of the Ace Attorney series?

Also, I’m shuddering to think what the lovely fanfiction community will do with MM9’s new Girl Robot Master (Mistress?) – Chives

Brandon: Never played it, sorry. And I’m pretty sure that second comment was written in Klingon.

If there is a news article posted on Nintendorks about Mega Man 9, just remember I’m the one who brought the boards attention to the game. – Hungrywolf

Brandon: No.

Can we have a “Where are they now?” for all the old staffers? Is that one half black guy still in England? And what happened to Edmond? He seemed so mysterious.

I don’t remember anyone else. – REVLIK

Brandon: Haha, Drew wasn’t half-black was he? Just because he was from the Bahamas? I couldn’t tell you. I do get an e-mail from him once in a blue moon, however. Edmond/Toad…who the HELL knows.

I need some TV shows to get all mindless and numbed in front of. Anything you’re watching worth watching these days? – North America

Brandon: So You Think You Can Dance! I also like the BBC version of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares.

We need more pictures on the front page. The banner is nice but by the 7th story when the background has faded to blue, Nintendorks looks way too much like a legitimate news source.

Also, you will be missed at Dorkfest this weekend. – dookie

Brandon: There’s pictures everywhere now, DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?!? I’ll miss you too.

Rocket to the face! – Ned the Head

Brandon: You magnificent bastard.

The last time I played Rummikub was with my wife, my mom, and my father-in-law. It ended abuptly with my mom bursting into tears and running from the room.

I won’t be picking up that DS game. – Gato

Tommy Callahan: WHAT’D YOU DOOOO???

Congrats Travis and Cory, or as I call them Cor-is. – Mark

Brandon: I call them Travry like Kim Jong Il in Team America.

holy freaking updates, batman! – Arghan

Brandon: You should have signed your name as Robin. Failure.

My God! I’ve never seen so much new CONTENT! Wow! Is this Nintendorks? I’m going to be up late reading all these great articles! – Ice Queen

Brandon: I haven’t slept for three days!

Navi is lonely because the bitch done drove all of us off with her “Hey”-ing and “Listen!”-ing. QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, STUPID FAIRY MOTHER! – CNE

Brandon: I blame lazy people.

Sometimes the world looks perfect,

Nothing to rearrange.

Sometimes you get a feeling

Like you need some kind of change.

No matter what the odds are this time,

Nothing’s going to stand in my way.

This flame in my heart,

And a long lost friend

Gives every dark street a light at the end.

Standing tall, on the wings of my dream.

Rise and fall, on the wings of my dream.

The rain and thunder

The wind and haze

I’m bound for better days.

It’s my life and my dream,

Nothing’s going to stop me now.

Elrando the Wonder Horse

Harmonica: Doo doo doo dee dee dee doo doo doo doo…

If the Nintendorks Radio theme song doesn’t bear a STRONG resemblance to 70’s porno music, I’m going to be sorely disappointed. – A Sad Pathetic Little Man

Brandon: I’d say you better get cracking. I mean hey, free Boom Blox!

Hey, can we get separate categories for each author? That would be handy! – CNE

Brandon: You honestly think I hadn’t thought of that already? I was going to wait until there was actually content that would show up if you clicked on someone’s name other than me or Chris.

No More Heroes is fun.

The end. – Emily

Brandon: I saw video of the guy mowing the lawn. It didn’t look very fun.

“…then this game is Boner City, Population: Your Pants”

Why would your pants make up the populace of Boner City? Wouldn’t your pants BE Boner City?

I’d like a little more thought put into your next article, please. – A Sad Pathetic Little Man

Brandon: You have a lot to say!

Nintendorks….regularly…updated? Huh? – selendrile

Brandon: Yeah what a shocking surpirse…I ask for applications from people who want to write for the site, “hire” some people who wanted to write for the site, and all of a sudden those people are writing for the site! It’s downright preposterous!

I see you’re back, but for how long? – Andro

Brandon: Don’t call it a comeback, we’ve been here for years.

What the… Nintendorks is actively updating again?

I’m trying to figure out what the connection is between the N64 days and the Wii days.

Did the GameCube just manage to put you guys into stasis all this time, or…? – DavidDayton

Brandon: The ability to play N64 games on your Wii.