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Summer Games Done Quick 2014: Real Nerds Finish Fast.
Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: God Rest Ye Merry, Pokemon.
Coming Soon: Pokémon Puce and Burnt Sienna!
ATTN: Bronies, Two Days Left to Get Your Own Magical Horse Pokémon
More Retail Titles Make Their Way to the Nintendo eShop and CRASHMOOOO
#studio64 is back! “It’s like a party in my butt, and everyone’s invited!”
E3: Nintendo shows us some things, some of them are boring
Be Hearing: Iwata reveals various interfaces for Wii U
Nintendo Forgets 3DS Needs Help: Makes New Pokémon Games for Old System
Centenarian loves Nintendo, mushed food
3DS surpasses 4 million units sold
Nintendorks’ Legend of Zelda Timeline
There’s a place in France where the Nintendo DS is used as a tour guide
DRCs: 11-24-11
DRCs: 11-18-11
Tenth Anniversary Memories
DRCs: 11-11-11
DRCs: 10-31-11
3DS becomes more like a smart phone
DRCs: 10-20-11
DRCs: 10-04-11
DRCs: 09-23-11
DRCs: 09-19-11
DRCs: 09-13-11
DRCs: 09-09-11
DRCs: 09-06-11
My Brief OkCupid Affair With a Goldeneye Wii Clanmember
Thirty Years of Mushrooms: An Interview with Mario
Nintendo Video: Nintendo Has Been Working On This Instead of, You Know, Making Games
You Say You Wanted Some Giant Vinyl Anthropomorphic NES Cartridges? Well, you are in LUCK.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Robin Williams Has Been Frequenting The Bottle Grotto, I See
Impressions: Super Mario 3DS and Mario Kart
My Thoughts On The Nintendo Press Event
Japanese upset with 3DS, may shed tears
Fun Media Links: RACISM EDITION
Attention Bullies: Dinner is Served
April Sales Numbers: Nintendo Celebrates 25 Years of Beating the Competition
DRCs: 05-13-11
Nintendo Hires Scott Moffitt
EXCLUSIVE: Timeline Leading To Hiring of Scott Moffitt
Recently Discovered Photo Shows Moffitt Casually Smoking in Office
Public Pressure Forces Nintendo To Release Moffitt Diploma
Moffitt: Glimmers of Greatness Gather
DRCs: 05-06-11
We will make an offering to Πρεορδερχλεσ, God of Early Game-Buying Decisions
Kevin and Travis: We Can’t Agree
Hackers Release 17.5 Trillion Friend Codes
Teach The Controversy, Nintendo Everything
Watch This Nintendo Stuff!
When you’ve reached the future, where else is there to go?
The Nintendo 3DS: Quit Your Goddamn Complaining
The Nintendo 3DS launches. IN 3D!
Pokémon Black and White
High Voltage Software working on 3DS Conduit title
TOMORROW: A special Nintendo 64 period of remembrance.
Nintendo DS super American best number one
Nintendo is doomed again
Nintendo paints it black
Donkey Kong Country Returns
DRCs: 11-19-10
DRCs: 10-17-10
DRCs: 10-14-10
DRCs: 09-18-10
Other M: I went from “ehhh” to “whoa awesome” in 1:57
Nintendo announces 3DS release date release date
What? New article?
Wii Party and Mario Sports Mix: A Comparison
E3 Odds & Ends: Some closing thoughts from Garret
Metroid: That Other Game
Rock Band 3: The Power of Love
Three Important Moments Today
Garret writes a 3DS article so I don’t have to.
Super Scribblenauts
Conduit 2: Conspiracies for Kids!
E3 Day One Grab Bag
Donkey Kong Country RETURNS
Tournament of Legends: With No Recognizable Legends
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
GoldenEye Multiplayer Impressions
DRCs: 06-05-10
Our Nintendo Life
Review: Pokémon Heart Gold
Review – Rooms: The Main Building (Wii/DS)
Special Report: The Nintendo 3DS
Tri to like Monster Hunter Tri
Nintendo press conference: An event that happened just now
DRCs: 02-23-10
Nintendo is a Monster
DRCs: 01-26-10
Review: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom (Wii)
DRCs: 01-19-10
DRCs: 01-08-10
Hardmode.org Charity Event Begins Friday
Nintendo announces things you can play next year
Your Hearts: This Will Melt Them.
Review: Nostalgia (DS)
Review: Need for Speed Nitro (DS)
Review: Scene It? Bright Lights! Big Screen! (Wii)
Nintendo sells essentially the same thing for like fourth time
A New Chance at Happiness: New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Review: Band Hero (DS)
DRCs: 11-10-09
Five Things I Always Forget About Star Fox 64 And Then Remember, To My Surprise and Delight
Impressions: Lego Rock Band (Wii, 360, PS3)
Nintendo denies existence of, confirms new giant DSi
DRCs: 10-27-09
Defending Super Mario Bros. The Movie
DRCs: 10-20-09
Deep Fishing
Review: Dead Space: Extraction (Wii)
DRCs: 09-29-09
Review: Spyborgs (Wii) – Half spy, half.. borg?
Muramasa: The Demon Blade
$199 Wii price drop coming – WHAT ELSE IS NINTENDO HIDING?
Nintendo unveils gargantuan Wii/DS release list
Quick Impressions: Scribblenauts (DS)
DRCs: 09-14-09
Apple Challenges Nintendo to Duel, Sony Cries
Review: The Beatles: Rock Band (Wii, 360, PS3)
PAX 2009: No More Heroes Desperate Struggle Impressions
PAX 2009: Gaming for Kids, or, Are Friend Codes Necessary?
PAX 2009: This Guy Likes Wii Ware
PAX 2009
DRCs: 08-31-09
Impressions: Deca Sports 2
Beginning my Trek up the Cursed Mountain
DRCs: 08-24-09
Nostalgia, Nintendo, and Crushed Dreams: Or How I Grew Up and Hated the Oldies
The Complete Setlist for The Beatles: Rock Band, minus one song
Flipnote Studio: FREE AND AWESOME
In Brief: Sega on the future of “hardcore” Wii games
DRCs: 08-01-09
The Top 20 Best Ever GameCube Games Ever
DRCs: 07-28-09
Wii Sports Resort
If Only Two Images Could Explain My Feelings About This Year’s Comic Con
Impressions: Little King’s Story (Wii)
DRCs: 07-20-09
The Rocketeer
Review*: Ghostbusters (Wii)
The Complete Nintendorks 2009 E3 Experience Extravaganza TM
DRCs: 06-30-09
DRCs: 06-25-09
Guitar Hero On Tour: Modern Hits
DRCs: 06-22-09
DRCs: 06-11-09
Random E3 Leftovers: Final Tournament Edition XXI
Brütal Legend
DRCs: 06-08-09
Impressions: Mass Effect 2
Impressions: Alan Wake
Impressions: Halo 3 Colon ODST
DRCs: 06-05-09
Travis’ Scraps From E3
At the End of the End
Swords Can Regenerate!
Impressions: The Beatles Colon Rock Band
DRCs: 06-04-09
How am I supposed to Nitro when there’s only two buttons?
Quick Impressions! Heroic jockeying of discs! The smashing of spans! Blurcars!
Scribblenauts
EA Sports Grand Slam Tennis
DRCs: 06-03-09
Wii Fit Plus
An Intimate Afternoon With The Conduit
Impressions: Wii Sports Resort (Part the First!)
New Super Mario Bros: Wii
Quick Impressions: Tiger Woods Motion Plus, Split Second, Army of Two PSP
Dead Space: Extraction
Nerds, Fighting-Game Fans Rejoice as Obscure Anime Company Vs. Capcom Officially Comes To U.S.
Quick Impressions
E3 2009
Punch-Out!!
DRCs: 05-14-09
DRCs: 05-05-09
Earth Day be Damned: 6 Planets Ruthlessly Scorched in Nintendo Games
Nintendorks Presents: Super Mario Bros.
Rhythm Heaven
DRCs: 04-16-08
Wii MotionPlus to be $20, come out June 8, Wii Sports Resort July 26
DRCs: 04-06-09
The DSi is Freaking Weird
DSi-ware (is that whare we’re calling it?) launch day lineup
Bit.Trip Beat
You are going to buy a DSi.
DRCs: 03-26-09
My Nintendo GDC Keynote Impressions
Wii system update actually worth installing
New releases for this week AND last week
Impressions: Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure
Chinatown Wars is Maybe Racist?
DRCs: 03-17-09
I Don’t Want To Suck Anymore AtStreet Fighter II
Deal: Animal Crossing City Folk for $30
Excitebots Is Throwing Around The Word “Super” Like It’s 1992/1993
Chainsaw arms! (Releases for the week of March 10)
DRCs: 03-10-09
A History of Home Cookin’
A Boy And His Blob remake announced; jellybean futures hit all-time high
DRCs: 02-27-09
Nintendo announces new “Excite” game, Punch-Out!! coming May 18
DS Game Review Round-Up
Disgaea DS, MOON, and Retro Games Challenge!
Namco Star Wars, Part II
Looking to the Future (and the present!)
DRCs: 02-19-09
Namco Star Wars, Part I
DSi to hit US on April 5, $170
Three Games That I Am Looking Forward To
EA notices Wii selling, announces games; new Boom Blox, Dead Space port
Indiana Jones and the FMV of Destiny
Review: Ninjatown (DS)
My Favorite Games Of 2008
Chrono Trigger DS Impressions
Wii Remote Used As Yet Another Tool For Enslaving Robots
Club Nintendo (the noun, not the verb)
November NPD: Holy Motherfucking Jesus that’s a lot of Wiis
Famitsu details Gamecube Wii-makes
USA Club Nintendo Quietly Gets Set For Email Deluge: “How Do U Get Coins?”
Wood, grain coming to DS with “Catan: Dealings in Sheep”
DRCs: 12-02-08
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
We don’t take kindly to you big city rehashers.
October sales numbers released
Moon Being Delayed Allows Me To Gripe About Nintendo
New Old Games: Past Couple of Weeks
DSi Browsing Not Actually Fixed. Great Job!
DRCs: 10-28-08
Castlevania and the Book of Ecclesiastes
DRCs: 10-24-08
Wii Rock Band 2 to be as good as Wii Rock Band can possibly be
Defending the Virtual Boy
DRCs: 10-16-08
New Old Games: The Last Two Weeks (Cliche Edition!)
Nintendo races toward digital distribution, hits self with red shell
DRCs: 10-07-08
Fuckton of news bits, press conference edition
DRCs: 10-02-08
Super News Blow Out 64
New Old Games: September 29
DRCs: 09-30-08
Nintendo Should Not Make A New DS
I Prefer Impressions Shaken, Not Stirred
DRCs: 09-25-08
New Old Games: The Last Two Weeks
DRCs: 09-23-08
Mega Man 9’s intruigingly “modern” pricing scheme
New Old Games: Random Update
I’ve Died Nine Times
Impressions: Korg DS-10 Synthesizer
I Am Playing A Game! Maybe You Might Like It
DRCs: 09-16-08
Casual Anger
NPD hardware sales: Nintendominiation continues
DRCs: 09-09-08
New Old Games: September 8
A Wireless Classic Controller? I’m Listening
What is Spore Creatures?
Yes! More Of This, Please. I Cannot Get Enough Jeff Foxworthy.
DRCs: 08-28-08
New releases for the week of 8/26
DRCs: 08-26-08
Strategy First Titles Come to the DS Last
DRCs: 08-25-08
DRCs: 08-22-08
DRCs: 08-20-08
Whoa, My Wii Plays DVDs! Through Magic/Homebrew/A Pact With Satan
DRCs 08-19-08
DRCs: 08-18-08
New Wii Game “KORE” Mercifully Promises Only Three Minigames
Defending The Power Glove
July NPD: Experts say Nintendo selling “fuck-ton” of stuff
DRCs: 08-12-08
New releases for the week of 8/11
I Guess Bioware May Make DS Games Possibly
Rock Band 2 for Wii may have “features”
Capcom Continues To Prove That Yes, They Get It
New releases for the week of 8/4
New Old Games: August 4 Revised
Nintendo Experimenting With Dark Technology
Korean MMO Comes to DS (sort of)
New releases for the week of 7/28
Nintendo Sues Pirates, Inadvertently Leads Me To Discover The Joy of DS Homebrew
DRCs: 07-29-08
Comcast offers free Wii so you don’t have to watch cable
Sony Kills Africans (and you can help!)
Nintendorks Roundtable: E3 2008 Edition
Review: Gyrostarr (Wii)
Wii surpasses 360 in North America, staffers too busy playing 360 to write article
Tecmo Bowl for the DS Misses The Point Entirely
Donkey Kong 3D Announced
DRCs: 07-17-08
Kirby Super Star Ultra and Rhythm Heaven Unceremoniously Announced
Nintendo Unveils the Equivalent of the “Expansion Pak” for the Wii Remote
Taboo: The Sixth Sense – Lifting the Veil of Time and Predicting E3
Shocking Updates From Dorkfest ’08!
The Good, The Bad, and The Missing: 01
Hooker Inflation is Ruining Our Economy
Civilization Revolution
Nintendo patents new Gamecube controller for Wii
DRCs: 07-10-08
In This Article, We Make The Only Mention Of Rhapsody For The Nintendo DS You Will See On This Site
Rock Band 2 confirmed for Wii this year
Konami Continues to Crush Dreams
Namco Bandai Preparing to Spin More Yarns–Er, Tales
New Harvest Moons to feature yellow wonderfuls, sexual choices
Review: Ninja Five-O (GBA)
New releases for the week of July 7
Two plus two is more
DRCs: 07-03-08
Now This Is What I Call a DS Port
New Old Games: July 30
Chrono Trigger DS (Possibly) Announced Via Useless and Banal Countdown Site; Readers Ask “Why Don’t You Treat Us Like We’re Not Eight?”
DRCs: 06-27-08
Plucky New Staffer Makes First News Post
Review: Pinball Hall of Fame: The Williams Collection
DRCs 06-17-08
DRCs 06-10-08
DRCs: 06-02-08
And still another reason not to eat at McDonald’s
Chris attends final leg of Nintendo’s Driving School Tour
DRCs 05-14-08
DRCs 05-06-08
DRCs 04-29-08
DRCs 04-23-08
Baseball Prospectus projects Mario to finish with a 64.2 VORP
DRCs 04-18-08
DRCs 04-15-08
Nintendo is touring small fraction of U.S.
DRCs 04-10-08
DRCs 04-08-08
DRCs 04-07-08
DRCs 04-04-08
DRCs 04-01-08
The Master System of your domain.
WRCs 03-29-08
PS2’s Rock Band announced for the Wii
Nintendo named “King of the Jews”
Disney plans own version of Rock Band