Hooker Inflation is Ruining Our Economy

Famed bounty hunter, Samus Aran, must have one greedy pimp because she’s been forced to drive up her price just to make a living off her cut of the deals she makes.

You can buy the figure (pictured below) for $224.99, which depicts Samus in the phazon suit she wore in Metroid Prime. It sure is nice looking, but for over 200 bucks? The site to buy it from (www.first4figures.com) isn’t currently loading as of this writing so I can’t check and see if it’s made with anything other than plastic but for that price it better be Adamantium.

It’s not even life size, which is a shame, because the legs are at least spread. It’s a bit awkward but I think you could make it work. You know, if you’re into that.

UPDATE: I have just been informed by our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, ANC, that the statue lights up via the magic of LEDs. In that case I’d say it’s worth $500. The current price is an absolute steal.