DRCs: 08-20-08

by Brandon on

Happy hump someone day!

I want to hold you to your word and see a day when there’s only one DRC, but at the same time I want to be that one DRC so am at present sending in a DRC which only lowers the chances of there only being one… Did I do the wrong thing? – Bad Boyz

Brandon: You didn’t do the wrong thing, you just did something horribly wrong.

The beard dilema is now moot. I have an interview today so I had to shave everything. On my face that is. The monkey pants are still intact. – dookie

Brandon: Aw, you got me all excited for a second there.

I’m freeeeee! I’m single!

It’s been 4 years, I forgot how to do this. Give me tips on wooing the ladies. – kindernoob

Brandon: Don’t leave your passwords lying around.

I know it’s on IGN (which is evil) but the old “Use Your Delusion” articles on comics.ign.com are friggin hilarious. They’re all about how Batman can defeat ANYONE or ANYTHING. If Batman can defeat menopause, I’m pretty sure Link doesn’t have a prayer. – mfenig

Brandon: Link could just travel through time and avoid menopause altogether.

What’s it going to take to get Drunkhammer banned again? – A Concerned Citizen

Brandon: Obviously democracy won’t work.

So this holiday season we’ll have Chrono Trigger DS, Fable II, Fallout 3, Ghostbusters, and probably a few more that aren’t coming to mind at the moment. It’s going to be a good winter to be a gamer. – Cap’n Smite

Brandon: I totally forgot about Chrono Trigger DS. Today just got a little more exciting.

Let me be the first to say GOOD JOB BRANDON. You’re a man of your word and a credit your race. – A Sad Pathetic Little Man

Brandon: Hooray for white people!

Let’s play hangman.







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_ _ _ – Emily

Brandon: “I like to sex.” I win.

Are you ready? Hey! Are you ready for this? Are you Hangin’ on the edge of your seat? – Freddie

Brandon: Stay clear of that doorway!

Which would you rather live without, cheese or bacon? – Mark

Brandon: Bacon. Cheese is more universal. A world without cheese would be like those Saved by the Bell episodes where Tori replaced Jesse and Kelly.

Wii Fit is kinda hard. I can’t believe I’m saying that. – Jim

Brandon: I can.

my name is kevin and i’m proud of it kevyn used to kick me out of the irc and i used to get sad 🙁 – gettinitupkid

Brandon: Hahah.

Actually, Rare is once again re-releasing an N64 game for the 360. Specifically, Banjo-Kazooie. However, this probably won’t have a tacked-on online. – Chives

Brandon: Remember when GoldenEye almost came out on Arcade? Good times.