DRCs: 08-26-08

by Brandon on

Postcards from Bucky.

You know what I miss most? Those music blogs you would write. I’ll never forget the day you posted Huddle Formation. The Helio Sequence, Times New Viking, No Age, Sigur Rós, and Vampire Weekend released some enjoyable stuff this year. I’m interested in what Noah and the Whale and Lykke Li have out but I’m too lazy to get their stuff. – REVLIK

Brandon: Thanks! I saved all my old blog entries, maybe I’ll take all the music ones and put them up again, just for you. Oh, and I guess I could write other ones. I guess.

I wish I was back in the state that is for lovers. I think I am really starting to agree with all the “Ohio sucks!” talk. It kinda makes me sad. Hey, we never got chili cheese dogs! Roadtrip! – Charg

Brandon: If it makes you feel better, I had one on Friday–a chili cheese dog, not a roadtrip.

You forgot to ask Mr. Tunstall which Nirobian Prince his client is, and how long it would take for each Nintendork to get his check for $500,000. – SquirrelGOD

Brandon: Did I.

thinkgeek.com is god – Dorker

Brandon: Enjoy your stay in hell, idolator!

Brandon, I have one question. If a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, why does no one ask how the wood feels about it? – The wood

Brandon: Because no one is around to hear it.

In my best front flip attempt off the diving board on Friday, I rotated about 7/8 of the way around. Not too good. Sorry to keep you waiting. – Gato

Brandon: I guess that’s better than 4/8 or 12/8 of the way around. So you got that going for you, which is nice.

So I noticed the Marching Banned has 49 topics, which means one more to go to make it a full page. Since Lord Ridley was the first one banned, if he also topped it off it would be nice and symmetrical! – Canny

Brandon: I like the way you think.

whitsky had a birthday party this weekend at her dad’s river house. $15 worth of painter’s plastic and Dawn dish soap made for an awesome 50′ DIY slip ‘n slide, but I can see why these things aren’t really made for adults. 250 lbs doesn’t meet the ground very gently, so I’ve got a massive bruise on both of my hips. That’s because getting hip pointers was less painful than landing on my balls repeatedly.Despite the pain, I recommend slip ‘n slides at all formal gatherings. – dookie

Brandon: My friend and I did the same…kind of. We actually bought a slip n’ slide, and then added another 40 odd feet of plastic. It was awesome, but as time went on, the water running off at the end not only created a pool of grass and mud, but slicked down the grass as well. We decided to stop when my friend hit the end of the slide, kept sliding through the grass, hit the curb, and tumbled into the street. Putting an 80 foot slip n’ slide downhill pointing towards the street probably wasn’t the best idea, now that I think about it.

For the record, I consider your daily DRC experiment to be an unequivocal success. And, I don’t stink like bad Indian food. I smell like pretty, pretty flowers. – Emily

Brandon: Pretty flowers fertilized with manure.

Man, that was a good week of constant DRC updates. It hearkened back to the good old days, didn’t it? Oh well. See you in October! Of 2011! – Mirage


Remember when I used to write for you guys? I think I got molested right around the same time. Coincidence? – C.J.

Brandon: If you’re going to post as a fake CJ, you should remove the periods.