Nintendo paints it black

Nintendo’s consoles are still going strong.

The Japanese company sold 900,000 DS units and 600,000 Wii consoles, according to a November 29th article by PC Magazine. This is good news for the company, which is…wait a minute. Wait a fucking God damn ass shitting minute. Does anyone care about this? Because I don’t. I’m not writing about it anymore. Six hundred thousand Americans still don’t own a Wii? So basically come Christmas, who is going to be left that doesn’t own one? Me and some fucking Jehovah’s Witnesses, that’s who. Fuck. In other news, Nintendo will be making its first appearance at the Consumer Electronics Show since 1995. Nintendo will be appearing at the Las Vegas expo to promote its 3DS system, which launches in March, according to Geek.com. The show takes place in 2011 and zzzzzzzzzz. Really, does anyone care?