Nintendo has conquered the U.S., much like the Axis did in Philip K.
Dick’s The Man in the High Castle. You wouldn’t know what that is (a “book”) because you, like 47 million of your brethren, have devoted your life to owning and playing a DS console. According to Nintendo, the 47 million units sold between November 2004 and December 2010 make the DS the best selling console in the United States…of all time! You can read more about it at Forbes, which has some stuff about Apple being Nintendo’s biggest competitor of the future instead of Sony (i.e. Sony = Russia, Apple = China), and there may be pictures of girls rubbing their nipples against one another. Is there nipple rubbing?! It’s a mystery that can only be unraveled by clicking on the link…or using simple deductive reasoning (Forbes is synonymous with softcore pornography).